OMG, that SOB!!!!!!!!!11

FML. My cyber GF dumped me 2day. She says it’s bcuz of my comm. skills…that I use 2 many abbrevs. GMAFB! When she told me this, I was literally ROTFLMAO. When I got up I told her that, IMHO, she should STFU! that got her pretty mad, lol. Whatevs. INMF that she’s a noob (aka a tard) at internet lingo, acronyms, etc. , etc. neway, I G2G find another GF ASAP. I need a girl who will understand and appreciate me, someone who will TMIANATMTSLM….haha JK!

TTYL,

EAK